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[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

What else would they spend their money on besides bling and iPhones?

[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

I was thinking about that too. On one hand, they do love anything that gives a chance for showing off and pea-cocking. On the other, their tastes are absolutely horrible, and many of the things they like are clownish.

In general, I think they spend profligately on the following:

  • hoes
  • rims
  • sound systems
  • chains
  • sneakers
  • clothes--note that this does not include belts
  • alcohol
  • illicit substances

Maybe we need to go talk to some hood rats for some market research. We could probably write up a report and sell it to an ad agency. Maybe call it something like A Survey of Male Urban Youth Consumer Preferences: Opportunities and Challenges

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

We should invest in some add space in the hood. Something like a "Do you sell crack? We pay cash if you answer this 100 question survey! Call 555-555-6969 for details."

[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0)

Get in on the ecommerce ads too: "Cops hate him for this one weird trick"