[Maybe they'll just collect the farts instead](https://bigthink.com/the-present/this-is-how-you-turn-cow-fart-gas-into-energy/)
            
          Fart Collector would be an amazing job title.
Fart Collector would be an amazing job title.
            
          Probably less creepy to tell a date that you are a fart collector vs a sperm collector for animals
Probably less creepy to tell a date that you are a fart collector vs a sperm collector for animals
            
           
          
Are they going to tax the methane that comes out the other end?