Fart Collector would be an amazing job title.
Fart Collector would be an amazing job title.
            
          Probably less creepy to tell a date that you are a fart collector vs a sperm collector for animals
Probably less creepy to tell a date that you are a fart collector vs a sperm collector for animals
            
          In that case you spruce it up a bit and call yourself a Genetic Material Harvester.
In that case you spruce it up a bit and call yourself a Genetic Material Harvester.
            
           
          
Maybe they'll just collect the farts instead