The governor of Maine is LePage. He's a fucking idiot. I would not attend a pancake breakfast with him because I'd be unwilling to be civil.
Hmm... I'm way too old (and not smart enough) for a Field's. A Nobel would be nice, but I suspect I'm more of an IgNobel type of guy.
Note to self: I must, someday, tell Phuks why it is that snowshoes are actually awesome.
Snowshoes allow you to walk on water without making everyone else feel compelled to worship you.
LOL I'll write up my snowshoes philosophy sometime soon. I may have time to get to it today, seeing as today's article for the playguitar site was written by a guest.
I suspect it'll be pretty long. Brevity isn't actually something I'm good at. No... If anything, I've got writing all figured out! It's the stopping that appears to be a problem.
There may be grant money in this, if you were to apply yourself and ask. Hell, maybe even a Nobel prize! The Governor of Maine may just invite you to a pancake breakfast. All this is assuming you can pull this off without getting distracted. I know how that is ... I myself have been distracted by many a critter in the woods. I've never attended one of those furry conventions though ... and I don't see it as a hole in my life.