5

11 comments

[–] TheBuddha 0 points (+0|-0)

The governor of Maine is LePage. He's a fucking idiot. I would not attend a pancake breakfast with him because I'd be unwilling to be civil.

Hmm... I'm way too old (and not smart enough) for a Field's. A Nobel would be nice, but I suspect I'm more of an IgNobel type of guy.

Note to self: I must, someday, tell Phuks why it is that snowshoes are actually awesome.

[–] Owlchemy [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Snowshoes allow you to walk on water without making everyone else feel compelled to worship you.

[–] TheBuddha 1 points (+1|-0)

LOL I'll write up my snowshoes philosophy sometime soon. I may have time to get to it today, seeing as today's article for the playguitar site was written by a guest.

I suspect it'll be pretty long. Brevity isn't actually something I'm good at. No... If anything, I've got writing all figured out! It's the stopping that appears to be a problem.