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[–] Owlchemy [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

It was NPR so it MUST be true.

Although I suspect it may be an old wives tale ... they have old wives in Maine, I heard about it on TV ... ask around before you spend an inordinate amount of time trying to recreate a pipe dream in prime snow smashing season.

[–] TheBuddha 0 points (+0|-0)

If the worst possible situation happens, I've already come up with a couple of ways to possibly cheat and just recreate it visually - and not recreate the way nature makes 'em.

I'll probably spend like an hour dropping various balls of snow onto various slopes and give up. I'll then probably just use a spray bottle and some sort of tube. I'll probably try a few ways to see which one makes the most visually similar snow doughnut.

By that point, I'm quite likely to have gotten distracted by a squirrel, rabbit, or other furry woodland critter.

In my head, I can think of a few types of snow/conditions that'd make that possible. Finding those exact conditions is going to be problematic. I'll probably cheat.

[–] Owlchemy [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

There may be grant money in this, if you were to apply yourself and ask. Hell, maybe even a Nobel prize! The Governor of Maine may just invite you to a pancake breakfast. All this is assuming you can pull this off without getting distracted. I know how that is ... I myself have been distracted by many a critter in the woods. I've never attended one of those furry conventions though ... and I don't see it as a hole in my life.

[–] TheBuddha 0 points (+0|-0)

The governor of Maine is LePage. He's a fucking idiot. I would not attend a pancake breakfast with him because I'd be unwilling to be civil.

Hmm... I'm way too old (and not smart enough) for a Field's. A Nobel would be nice, but I suspect I'm more of an IgNobel type of guy.

Note to self: I must, someday, tell Phuks why it is that snowshoes are actually awesome.