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Ask for a poem on the topic of your choosing. I will oblige, until I am too drunk to rhyme.

Ask for a poem on the topic of your choosing. I will oblige, until I am too drunk to rhyme.

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[–] E-werd 7 points (+7|-0)

I'm not sure you're using "supplicate" correctly here. It's more a less a synonym for "beg".

Anyway, what do you have for the bullshit call that this was not a goal for the Pittsburgh Penguins? https://i.imgur.com/dFLlMYw.jpg

Such a slim sweet chance for that small black puck,

Yet the referee seems to have not given a fuck,

It got into the net, after the goalie it did clear,

But fortunately for the goalie,

The Pittsburgh Penguins are all queer,

Perhaps it was a bad call,

Perhaps it was silly,

But in all seriousness,

Fuck Pittsburgh,

Go Philly.

Fuck you I am drunk.

-Regards

Theodorekent.

[–] E-werd 5 points (+5|-0)

Fuck the Flyers, but thanks for the poem anyway.

There's a handful of us hockey fans here, /s/hockey