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Ask for a poem on the topic of your choosing. I will oblige, until I am too drunk to rhyme.

Ask for a poem on the topic of your choosing. I will oblige, until I am too drunk to rhyme.

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[–] E-werd 5 points (+5|-0)

Fuck the Flyers, but thanks for the poem anyway.

There's a handful of us hockey fans here, /s/hockey

I'll think about it, but only if you can write me a poem that correctly uses the word supplicate.

[–] E-werd 5 points (+5|-0) Edited

Mister Kent is a sad mate,

for to whom we supplicate

that he join a fandom where

the owners actually care.

See, the Flyers haven't won,

though they have played quite a ton,

since their team could kind of jive

in nineteen seventy five.


I never claimed to be a poet, but here you go.