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I dislike milk. Milk dislikes me.When I drink it, I experience deathly pain in my gut. For what reason does milk hate me so? I am a peaceful creature, only seeking to nourish my mortal body, and no more. I respect what milk can do- the power it wields in strengthening the bones. I see myself as a brittle and frail shell of a human in the future, and it concerns me.

Also, Hi, Phukkers.
I dislike milk. Milk dislikes me.When I drink it, I experience deathly pain in my gut. For what reason does milk hate me so? I am a peaceful creature, only seeking to nourish my mortal body, and no more. I respect what milk can do- the power it wields in strengthening the bones. I see myself as a brittle and frail shell of a human in the future, and it concerns me. Also, Hi, Phukkers.

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[–] Violentlight 2 points (+2|-0)

I too am lactose intolerant.

But I love milk.

So I take pills. Many pills. Fuck you stomach. Modern medicine lets me still have pizza!
[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

Have you tried drinking cat milk to see if that agrees with your body? Cows and cats have polar opposite diets, so the milk should be different enough.
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