I dislike milk. Milk dislikes me.When I drink it, I experience deathly pain in my gut. For what reason does milk hate me so? I am a peaceful creature, only seeking to nourish my mortal body, and no more. I respect what milk can do- the power it wields in strengthening the bones. I see myself as a brittle and frail shell of a human in the future, and it concerns me.
Also, Hi, Phukkers.
Have you tried drinking cat milk to see if that agrees with your body? Cows and cats have polar opposite diets, so the milk should be different enough.