I dislike milk. Milk dislikes me.When I drink it, I experience deathly pain in my gut. For what reason does milk hate me so? I am a peaceful creature, only seeking to nourish my mortal body, and no more. I respect what milk can do- the power it wields in strengthening the bones. I see myself as a brittle and frail shell of a human in the future, and it concerns me.
Also, Hi, Phukkers.
I too am lactose intolerant.
But I love milk.
So I take pills. Many pills. Fuck you stomach. Modern medicine lets me still have pizza!