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[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

No coffee? Psch

At that point I had already had a cup with my morning poop.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

You drink coffee while pooping? I drink coffee then have my morning poop

Oh yeah. My morning routine goes like this:

  1. Smoke cigarette and drink coffee

  2. Poop and finish drinking coffee

  3. ????

  4. Profit