Rant. Fucking women at the store.

The store is no place to fuck women.

I think it's a men vs women thing here. Women are more concerned with the end goal but don't often know how to get there. Men are more concerned with how you get there, but not necessarily sure where they're going.

As for blocking aisles.... man, that pisses me off. That and walking 2- or 3-abreast I was in Sam's Club a week or so back, a store with exceptionally wide aisles and exceptionally wide carts. I saw 3 women side-by-side-by-side rolling down an aisle. Fucking... consider others around you.

My wife did the cart on one side while she was on the other side looking at items. I've fixed her of this issue. Drove me insane.

I can let most of that pass. The ones I hate insist on bringing their entire fucking family with them, and the youngest tries his loudest squeal because Mommy thinks it's funny, and the next two above that play tag in the aisles. The oldest often is in charge of pushing the cart, and thinks it's a race car for baby.

Amen brother.

Used to run a checkstand at my store. Longest order I'd ever had was some bitch who pretty much pulled a million gift cards off the shelf to buy for her 4 grandkids. The fucking stack was at least 6 inches high. She waited until she was at my lane to figure out who was getting how many of each card, and how much money was going to be on them. And some of the cards were for the same place, she just decided there needed to be two $25 chik-fil-a cards instead of a single $50 card.

Took me 30 minutes to go through all that. I had to shut the lane down so people wouldn't pile in and have to wait for her. And she gets bonus points for making me ring them up as four separate orders, so her credit card company got alarmed and deactivated her card before she could pay for the fourth one. Real brilliant genius right there.

I hear you OP. It's a damned good thing we don't entrust them with any actually important responsibilities, like running businesses or countries. What's that you say about Germany??? Oh shit, them krauts are fucked for sure.