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But you have bricks. Darned good deal too. I really just want half a brick. Can't you just take a hammer to o e for me? Or do you not have a hammer?
Really you'd need a saw to cut a brick in half and I don't have the right saw. Hammers tend to shatter bricks into various sizes and are ineffective for producing exact sizes. Also I don't want brick dust and pieces to have to clean up so I am only offering them as whole bricks.
A whole brick is also more likely to break a window than a half brick and a better deal since if I start halving bricks then I'll have to add a labor charge to my price. After all I am a capitalist.
I'm tellin' ya, you could cut them in half and do a buy one half, get one half free for the normal price plus a little extra for your fine craftsmanship.
May want to try the brick manufacturers for that. I only have a surplus because they were stacked in the garage when we moved in.