17

Doing some maintenance on the servers. Phuks might be unstable while I'm doing so

Doing some maintenance on the servers. Phuks might be unstable while I'm doing so

21 comments

[–] ScorpioGlitch 0 points (+0|-0)

But you have bricks. Darned good deal too. I really just want half a brick. Can't you just take a hammer to o e for me? Or do you not have a hammer?

[–] Butler_crosley 1 points (+1|-0)

Really you'd need a saw to cut a brick in half and I don't have the right saw. Hammers tend to shatter bricks into various sizes and are ineffective for producing exact sizes. Also I don't want brick dust and pieces to have to clean up so I am only offering them as whole bricks.

A whole brick is also more likely to break a window than a half brick and a better deal since if I start halving bricks then I'll have to add a labor charge to my price. After all I am a capitalist.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 0 points (+0|-0)

I'm tellin' ya, you could cut them in half and do a buy one half, get one half free for the normal price plus a little extra for your fine craftsmanship.