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[–] xyzzy 2 points (+2|-0)

What about a butter-knife? Will child services show up if a child is allowed to use a weapon on their toast?

That will be in the next revision of the law: only plastic cutlery for minors. And kitchen drawers must be locked up at all times.

[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

And kitchen drawers must be locked up at all times

Nah, they'll require knives to be kept locked in safes and require an armed officer to unlock it