Fight takes place in a Home Depot store and the neckbeards have 24 hours to prepare and plan together.
Well if they can't use the forklifts, that's a game changer they're definitely gonna lose. Otherwise, they might be able to take one down, but minecraft can only teach you so much about actual craftsmanship. They likely don't know they have the materials to make gunpowder, nor do they have any idea they can probably poison them with enough concentrated industrial cleaner or pesticides. They'll make some tripwire booby traps on all the aisles leading to their base that probably attack them with crudely sharpened planks of wood and take down one at the most if they're lucky. The outer walls of their base (if they managed to build one at all) might be defended with nail guns, but silverbacks aren't gonna fall from a few stupid nails so....
Gorillas win.
Well if they can't use the forklifts, that's a game changer they're definitely gonna lose. Otherwise, they might be able to take one down, but minecraft can only teach you so much about actual craftsmanship. They likely don't know they have the materials to make gunpowder, nor do they have any idea they can probably poison them with enough concentrated industrial cleaner or pesticides. They'll make some tripwire booby traps on all the aisles leading to their base that probably attack them with crudely sharpened planks of wood and take down one at the most if they're lucky. The outer walls of their base (if they managed to build one at all) might be defended with nail guns, but silverbacks aren't gonna fall from a few stupid nails so....
Gorillas win.
They are stuck in the store so only have the candy/jerky and water bottles/soda to eat. They don't have to pay for anything. Just general neckbeard experience, like you.