Fight takes place in a Home Depot store and the neckbeards have 24 hours to prepare and plan together.
They are stuck in the store so only have the candy/jerky and water bottles/soda to eat. They don't have to pay for anything. Just general neckbeard experience, like you.
They are stuck in the store so only have the candy/jerky and water bottles/soda to eat. They don't have to pay for anything. Just general neckbeard experience, like you.
Well if they can't use the forklifts, that's a game changer they're definitely gonna lose. Otherwise, they might be able to take one down, but minecraft can only teach you so much about actual craftsmanship. They likely don't know they have the materials to make gunpowder, nor do they have any idea they can probably poison them with enough concentrated industrial cleaner or pesticides. They'll make some tripwire booby traps on all the aisles leading to their base that probably attack them with crudely sharpened planks of wood and take down one at the most if they're lucky. The outer walls of their base (if they managed to build one at all) might be defended with nail guns, but silverbacks aren't gonna fall from a few stupid nails so....
Gorillas win.
Well if they can't use the forklifts, that's a game changer they're definitely gonna lose. Otherwise, they might be able to take one down, but minecraft can only teach you so much about actual craftsmanship. They likely don't know they have the materials to make gunpowder, nor do they have any idea they can probably poison them with enough concentrated industrial cleaner or pesticides. They'll make some tripwire booby traps on all the aisles leading to their base that probably attack them with crudely sharpened planks of wood and take down one at the most if they're lucky. The outer walls of their base (if they managed to build one at all) might be defended with nail guns, but silverbacks aren't gonna fall from a few stupid nails so....
Gorillas win.
I thought this said Rednecks. Would've had better chances that way.
How much money do they have to spend, and can they spend it somewhere else during the planning period, or does it have to be at home depot? Do they have basic construction or tool working experience? What liberties do they have in the store (can they grab things off the shelves during the fight without having to pay, can they build a fort or something in the store before the fight, can they use employee equipment like forklifts?)