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I had hip surgery in December and gained an unreal twenty to thirty pounds with (self) medicated pain management and the inability to move.

In an attempt to lose weight I had given up drinking but it seemed to have made barely a dent.

I got back on the scale this morning after a few weeks and found my weight has not changed despite me not eating at night. I tell you ladies and gentlemen, when you hit 50 your body becomes the stupidity machine.

Thus I am returning to fasting with something radical, simply because I am really really pissed off at my body. I am fasting every other day. I guess that would be the 5-2 method. I have been trying the 20 hour method but that is NOT working as stated above, so I am doing it hard-core.

If family wishes to go out and eat or do a funch (fun lunch- my five year olds favorite kind of meal) I will eat but avoid carbs and TRY to stay within a 1500 calorie limit.

Oh yeah, on feast days I plan to stick to 1500 calories. Take that Stupidity Machine!

Did I mention I gave up drinking until I reach a blessed and sacred 199 pds.

Thoughts?

I had hip surgery in December and gained an unreal twenty to thirty pounds with (self) medicated pain management and the inability to move. In an attempt to lose weight I had given up drinking but it seemed to have made barely a dent. I got back on the scale this morning after a few weeks and found my weight has not changed despite me not eating at night. I tell you ladies and gentlemen, when you hit 50 your body becomes the stupidity machine. Thus I am returning to fasting with something radical, simply because I am really really pissed off at my body. I am fasting every other day. I guess that would be the 5-2 method. I have been trying the 20 hour method but that is NOT working as stated above, so I am doing it hard-core. If family wishes to go out and eat or do a funch (fun lunch- my five year olds favorite kind of meal) I will eat but avoid carbs and TRY to stay within a 1500 calorie limit. Oh yeah, on feast days I plan to stick to 1500 calories. Take that Stupidity Machine! Did I mention I gave up drinking until I reach a blessed and sacred 199 pds. Thoughts?

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[–] Valdus [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

Damn my birthday came and I spent it drowning in tequila. I am up to 271.8. The stupidity machine continues its blind wrath, may it end in a damn heart attack.

How can there by skinny damn alcoholics?