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[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

My Resume:

  • Have two older cats who loves me very much

  • It's snowing outside right now and it's April :(

  • I often wear fingerless gloves when using my computer cause my hands get cold

  • Currently drinking coffee

You are WAY overqualified for this position.

You're hired.

Edit: You're fired.

Edit edit: We really kinda need you back. I'll pay you double but you have have to stay in the closet.