Your job is to help @Polsaker.
Your job is to help @Polsaker.
Your job is to help @Polsaker.
You're hired! I can see you don't have experience but that what @Valdus will be there for.
I don't have my resume right now, but if you don't hire @Polsaker or @Valdus, I can give you my social security number, credit card numbers, all my passwords, my bitcoin and monero private keys, and silicone reconstructions of my face and fingerprints as collateral.
Then when I find where @HateCumbuckets hid my resume just give it back.
I'd rather just have a 55 gallon drum of lube. You got one of those?
I got 54. I need a gallon to get my resume back.
I wiped my ass with @mattvision resume. Consider that both our applications.
Good enough! WeLcOmE tO ThE TeAm!
Is there coffee? I'm not hiring me if there's no coffee
kopi luwak. World's most expensive coffee. Only the best for you.
My Resume:
Have two older cats who loves me very much
It's snowing outside right now and it's April :(
I often wear fingerless gloves when using my computer cause my hands get cold
Currently drinking coffee
You are WAY overqualified for this position.
You're hired.
Edit: You're fired.
Edit edit: We really kinda need you back. I'll pay you double but you have have to stay in the closet.
No, MY closet. That's a very different place.
Hiring for?