I did not have sexual relations with @jobes... I never told anybody to lie, not a single time never. These allegations are false and I need to go back to work for the people of phuks."

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The truth is no one can have relations with @jobes. His penis is too big you may as well shove a fire hydrant up your ass. Not sure what gene causes that.

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BHE speaks from IRL experience

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I did not have sexual relations with @jobes... I never told anybody to lie, not a single time never. These allegations are false and I need to go back to work for the people of phuks."

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/s/Whatever