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[–] folly 5 points (+5|-0)

I did not have sex with @jobes, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not have sex with @jobes! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

The truth is no one can have relations with @jobes. His penis is too big you may as well shove a fire hydrant up your ass. Not sure what gene causes that.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I like the random double quote at the end of your post title.

Get gud (at least get better at being a bottom)