I did not have sexual relations with @jobes... I never told anybody to lie, not a single time never. These allegations are false and I need to go back to work for the people of phuks."

I did not have sex with @jobes, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not have sex with @jobes! I did not! Oh hi, Mark.

The truth is no one can have relations with @jobes. His penis is too big you may as well shove a fire hydrant up your ass. Not sure what gene causes that.

What do you mean by "is"?

I like the random double quote at the end of your post title.

Get gud (at least get better at being a bottom)