ikr? Buy some leather boots without the stupid plastic sock thing, any basic tent will work if you're not a retard that plops a tent on the greenest grass in a valley, sleeping bags - ok I can see spending a pretty penny on those reallly good ones where you can keep it zipped but plop your foot out to deal with the heat situation, pads - depends. All in all you could happily camp for the cost of some Jordan's or like you said, do an iPhone level for yuppy-level camping
ikr?  Buy some leather boots without the stupid plastic sock thing, any basic tent will work if you're not a retard that plops a tent on the greenest grass in a valley, sleeping bags - ok I can see spending a pretty penny on those reallly good ones where you can keep it zipped but plop  your foot out to deal with the heat situation, pads -  depends.  All in all  you could happily camp for the cost of some Jordan's or like you said, do an iPhone level for yuppy-level camping
            
           
          
Very inexpensive camping gear (all of it) is cheaper than a single phone.