So I have this snow shovel that I leave next to the front door to appease the Snow God's. I don't actually use it these days, I upgraded to better shovel last season, but I still leave the old one by the front door. Well, I left for 2 days for a work trip and The Snow Shovel was in its usually spot when I left. I didn't notice when I came home, but apparently my wife moved The Sacred Shovel inside while I was away.
I sincerely apologize for my wife's actions. I should have been more vigilant.
Negligence or sabotage?