So I have this snow shovel that I leave next to the front door to appease the Snow God's. I don't actually use it these days, I upgraded to better shovel last season, but I still leave the old one by the front door. Well, I left for 2 days for a work trip and The Snow Shovel was in its usually spot when I left. I didn't notice when I came home, but apparently my wife moved The Sacred Shovel inside while I was away.
I sincerely apologize for my wife's actions. I should have been more vigilant.
The worst part is she had to know this was coming!
For the last 4 years it has snowed on my birthday, in late April.
If you check her car, it still has the snow scraper in the front seat. This was pure negligence on her part, while I was away.