For crying out loud, why do they have to make my fingers so unbelievably sticky and messy!?
I love cheetos, I really do. I know they are bad for you, and I know they are like a shame on normal potato chips. But holy damn they are tasty, especially the flaming hot limon ones.
Want to know how I eat my cheetos? I pour them into a small bowl, and then lift that bowl up to my face and pour them into my mouth. Because I fucking hate touching them. It doesn't matter what I do, even the slightest graze against the cheesy surface leaves a permanent residue that begins to takeover my body.
Suddenly there is cheeto dust everywhere, on my clothes, my keyboard and mouse, my doorknobs!
How do you eat your cheetos?
I like to stab the orange bastards with a toothpick.