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I love cheetos, but I hate touching them

posted by sidewalker_Principle on Whatever

For crying out loud, why do they have to make my fingers so unbelievably sticky and messy!?

I love cheetos, I really do. I know they are bad for you, and I know they are like a shame on normal potato chips. But holy damn they are tasty, especially the flaming hot limon ones.

Want to know how I eat my cheetos? I pour them into a small bowl, and then lift that bowl up to my face and pour them into my mouth. Because I fucking hate touching them. It doesn't matter what I do, even the slightest graze against the cheesy surface leaves a permanent residue that begins to takeover my body.

Suddenly there is cheeto dust everywhere, on my clothes, my keyboard and mouse, my doorknobs!

How do you eat your cheetos?

For crying out loud, *why* do they have to make my fingers so unbelievably sticky and messy!? I love cheetos, I really do. I know they are bad for you, and I know they are like a shame on normal potato chips. But holy damn they are tasty, especially the flaming hot limon ones. Want to know how I eat my cheetos? I pour them into a small bowl, and then lift that bowl up to my face and pour them into my mouth. Because I fucking hate touching them. It doesn't matter what I do, even the slightest graze against the cheesy surface leaves a permanent residue that begins to takeover my body. Suddenly there is cheeto dust everywhere, on my clothes, my keyboard and mouse, my doorknobs! How do *you* eat your cheetos?

12 comments

[–] ScorpioGlitch 5 points (+5|-0)

Have you considered using chopsticks?

[–] Butler_crosley 3 points (+3|-0)

You can't lick your fingers after eating them?

[–] CDanger 0 points (+0|-0)

Doesn't work so well for those of us who like to eat cheetos while fingering our butthole.

[–] Butler_crosley 1 points (+1|-0)

Which part? The imitation cheese on the butthole or the crappy aftertaste for the cheeto?

[–] KillBill 2 points (+2|-0)

I used to use a glass cup when I ate those. You want one that is taller than it is wide.

[–] Mattvision 2 points (+2|-0)

Cheeto enemas. Makes the hot ones extra spicy

[–] Butler_crosley 0 points (+0|-0)

This explains a lot about you.

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

My robotic chair feeds them to me

[–] sidewalker_Principle [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

You have reached a higher level than I ever thought possible.

Teach me your ways

[–] dgtronic 1 points (+2|-1)

Lick those damn yummy fingers :) I would :)

[–] angeredwhackjob -1 points (+0|-1)

Creepy, wanting to lick someone elses fingers

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

I like to stab the orange bastards with a toothpick.