@IsThisUsernameTaken has already been viciously attacked by one, who knows when another will strike?
It was not ten minutes ago that I walked by my own seemingly innocent couch. I wonder what murderous thoughts were running through the fiber of its being? I wonder how many moments I have been inches away from my own cushioned death?
Folks this is serious, and I think we need to open a dialogue about removing these ill-conceived inventions out of our home and countries.
The time is now!
I bet you eat cauliflower on your couches, don't you?
Of course, who wouldn't. Only proponents of that foul weed, broccoli, could even ask such a question.
Anyway, we do need common sense couch regulation for the children!
Oh so you fall into the complacency camp I take it? You and yours are those of inaction! You seriously think these bigoted, cis-cushioned assault-style seating tools will listen to regulation?!
I pray for your family, and the couches they sit upon. Some head of household you must be, to allow their fine derrieres to abandon all hope of comfy sitting!
We just need common sense couch regulation!