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@IsThisUsernameTaken has already been viciously attacked by one, who knows when another will strike?

It was not ten minutes ago that I walked by my own seemingly innocent couch. I wonder what murderous thoughts were running through the fiber of its being? I wonder how many moments I have been inches away from my own cushioned death?

Folks this is serious, and I think we need to open a dialogue about removing these ill-conceived inventions out of our home and countries.

The time is now!
@IsThisUsernameTaken has already been viciously attacked by one, who knows when another will strike? It was not ten minutes ago that I walked by my own seemingly innocent couch. I wonder what murderous thoughts were running through the fiber of its being? I wonder how many moments I have been inches away from my own cushioned death? Folks this is serious, and I think we need to open a dialogue about removing these ill-conceived inventions out of our home and countries. The time is now!

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[–] sidewalker_Principle [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I bet you eat cauliflower on your couches, don't you?
[–] Owlchemy 1 points (+1|-0)

Of course, who wouldn't. Only proponents of that foul weed, broccoli, could even ask such a question.

Anyway, we do need common sense couch regulation for the children!
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