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It's soccer not football.

Cabbage is better than broccoli.

The Falklands are British.

It's soccer not football. Cabbage is better than broccoli. The Falklands are British.

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[–] Sarcastaway 5 points (+6|-1)

When Brits call football "American football" I go out of my way to call it "British soccer"

The only good cabbage is fermented cabbage in lots of vinegar.

uwotm8?

[–] Middle_Pillar 2 points (+2|-0)

The only good cabbage is fermented cabbage in lots of vinegar.

Lern 2 Lactoferment, loser.

[–] Sarcastaway 2 points (+2|-0)

Anyone can give their produce a room-temperature salt bath, but it takes a real man to eat sauerkraut made in homemade vinegar fermented with bacteria gathered from the feet of random-ass flies.

Get on my level

[–] Middle_Pillar 1 points (+1|-0)

My apologies. I didn't realize it was homemade vinegar. I concede.

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

The only good cabbage is fermented cabbage in lots of vinegar.

That is incorrect. The best fermented cabbage is kimchi.

I read somewhere that soccer is a corruption of the words "foot ball" in a foreign language. Can't remember which language.

Cabbage is larger than broccoli.

The Falklands were first settled by the British. No one else had any interest in them what so ever. IIR, the imagined claim against them comes from some Argentinian wanker running for office made taking the Falklands his trademark issue. Can't remember his name, either.

[–] gunk 1 points (+1|-0)

As far as I know the name is soccer shorthand for Association Football.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+1|-1)

In the States it's soccer. In the rest of the world it's football. It's a lame sport and not worth fighting over.
(Also, American football was based off of rugby, not European Lawn Diving, as it really should be called.)

Broccoli is yummy. Cabbage less so, but still yummy.

So were The Several States until we kicked them out (twice). One day the Argentinians might be able to pull it off but I won't put money down on it.