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We have a little storm on the Gulf Coast. It's nothing.

RUN!!!

We have a little storm on the Gulf Coast. It's nothing. RUN!!!

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Little storms don't sell headlines. They also don't make people rush to the store to prep, thereby "boosting" the economy.

So...WE MUST FEAR THE SUBTROPICAL WATERS!!

They're not getting to me, I was already prepped and hiding in my basement.