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[–] ninjajunkie 3 points (+3|-0) Edited

Shit, the Russians calling someone The White Death is like Lemmy saying You're metal as fuck.

Besides that British dude who took prisoners with a broadsword in WWII, the only person who could have caught Simo is Roy Benivedaz

Edit: Be sure to read about him teaching himself to walk again after he found a land mine; before winning the fucking Medal of Honor.

That sword wielding guy was Mad Jack, the same one who got the only confirmed kill in wwii with a bow and arrow.
And once charged enemy lines while playing the bagpipes and throwing grenades.

[–] ninjajunkie 4 points (+4|-0)

I'm sure he was wearing a kilt, no pants could hold balls like that.