We've got an intern that regularly puts a can of Mountain Dew in the freezer in the morning to cool it down quickly. All I want is a glass of ice water. This cunts can exploded for the third time in the ice tray at work today. I'm getting sick of chipping away at and tossing out "green ice". We've made him clean it 3 times now and asked him not to. Why are some people such cunts? (rhetorical). We've got awesome tap water in the area and even more awesome filtered water at work and my home.
The next time you catch his soda in the freezer, you should just open it then and there.
Open that motherfucker, pour a bit out in the sink, and place it back in the freezer.