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We've got an intern that regularly puts a can of Mountain Dew in the freezer in the morning to cool it down quickly. All I want is a glass of ice water. This cunts can exploded for the third time in the ice tray at work today. I'm getting sick of chipping away at and tossing out "green ice". We've made him clean it 3 times now and asked him not to. Why are some people such cunts? (rhetorical). We've got awesome tap water in the area and even more awesome filtered water at work and my home.

We've got an intern that regularly puts a can of Mountain Dew in the freezer in the morning to cool it down quickly. All I want is a glass of ice water. This cunts can exploded for the third time in the ice tray at work today. I'm getting sick of chipping away at and tossing out "green ice". We've made him clean it 3 times now and asked him not to. Why are some people such cunts? (rhetorical). We've got awesome tap water in the area and even more awesome filtered water at work and my home.

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[–] [Deleted] 5 points (+5|-0)

If you want to be nice about it. Show him that if you wrap the can in a paper towel and soak it with water, THEN put it in the freezer, it will only take 15 minutes for it to get ice cold.

[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

The freezer is is almost entirely empty except for a tv dinner or three. If he wasn't a cunt he could wait 3 extra minutes and not consistently put it in the ice tray.

The next time you catch his soda in the freezer, you should just open it then and there.

Open that motherfucker, pour a bit out in the sink, and place it back in the freezer.

[–] [Deleted] 6 points (+6|-0)

eh, I'm just gonna dump it in the sink and toss it in the recycling. He's had warnings.

[–] Hitchens 3 points (+3|-0)

Clear scientific evidence that Mt Dew rots your brain.

You're mistaking a symptom as the cause.
The brain has to rot first, that's how the Mountain Dew starts to seem like a good idea.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

The first time he removed the can and we had to investigate around a bit before he copped to it w/ the exploded Mt. Dew can in the trash. Sounds crazy but if your ice turned green wouldn't you be interested in how it happened?

[–] Hitchens 1 points (+1|-0)

I can guarantee you he will do this again. He sounds like a guy who's never had consequences to his actions and so until the offices bans him entirely from using the fridge he will continue to be dumbass.