Control Panel>Programs>Turn Windows features on or off
Disable SMB1.0/CIFS File Sharing Support.
Restart potato.
I refuse to update Windows 8, so this is the best workaround. If you use 7, update it and then accept Microsoft as your overlord. If you use XP, kill yourself.
Shit, for a moment there I expected one of those "Install Linux Mint" posts. Spent too much time on Voat playing with cancer.