Kansas Man, 23, Charged For Lewd Tailpipe Tryst

[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0)

Malek, whose blood alcohol content was later measured at more than four times the legal limit, continued trying to have sex with the tailpipe in the presence of officers.

So that second half of the sentence is WTF, but let's focus on the first clause. Since when is there a "legal limit" for blood alcohol content? It doesn't sound like he was driving. Has the nanny state decided to remove citizens' freedom here, or is this just really crappy reporting?

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[–] Dii_Casses 1 points (+1|-0)

It doesn't sound like he was driving.

I was going to suggest "public intoxication", but apparently Kansas has explicitly banned its communities from enacting public intoxication laws.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_intoxication#United_States

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[–] PhunkyPlatypus 1 points (+1|-0)

Well.... When there's nothing else to do in that dirt farming state...

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Kansas Man, 23, Charged For Lewd Tailpipe Tryst

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