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[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

If I call within the next 10 minutes, will I get a second Stealth Korean Shop Assistant for FREE?

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

The offer to double your Stealth Korean Shop Assistant order is our special gift to you and available simply for the asking! Pay only standard shipping and handling for your Stealth Korean Shop Assistant and a modest freight fee for ammunition. Each Stealth Korean Shop Assistant comes with two P229 Sig Sauers semi-automatic pistols, one IDF Tavor SAR-IDF IDF16 with a newer model Meprolight Day/Night targeting system, and your choice of either:

  • HK MR762A1 - Long Rifle Package II
  • M25 GEN3 SNIPER WEAPON SYSTEM
  • M4 in .50 cal Beowolf
  • M82A1 in .50 cal BMG

Offer valid in all 50 states and the District of Columbia.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I'll take 4 Koreans with the M8's please. Do you want my credit card number or do I pay by check?

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Oh, reply with your banking account names, bank account numbers, and bank routing information. We'll handle everything from there.

Note that selecting the M82A1 option increases your ammunition freight charge by 35%. If you convince a neighbor to partake of this wonderful offer and also select four Stealth Korean Shop Assistants with the M82A1 option, we can offer an overall 10% discount on both your orders.