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A little about me:

I have exactly zero real-world qualifications, which makes me the perfect candidate to run /s/Conspiracy here on Phuks. Much like a supermodel dating an ugly dude, you won't have to worry too much about me shopping around for something better to do.

Here are some reasons that I would make a good owner/moderator:

1) I am not payed to have an opinion.

2) I enjoy promoting discussion.

3) /u/Mario thinks I'd be good for the job.

4) I'm apparently the only one who wants the job.

A little about me: I have exactly zero real-world qualifications, which makes me the perfect candidate to run /s/Conspiracy here on Phuks. Much like a supermodel dating an ugly dude, you won't have to worry too much about me shopping around for something better to do. Here are some reasons that I would make a good owner/moderator: 1) I am not payed to have an opinion. 2) I enjoy promoting discussion. 3) /u/Mario thinks I'd be good for the job. 4) I'm apparently the only one who wants the job.

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[–] Owlchemy 3 points (+3|-0)

Now that was fast, these phukker admins deliver ... good luck and enjoy!!!!

No! Don't do it.

It's a part of the globalist plot.
He's working with the Lizard-people.