A little about me:
I have exactly zero real-world qualifications, which makes me the perfect candidate to run /s/Conspiracy here on Phuks. Much like a supermodel dating an ugly dude, you won't have to worry too much about me shopping around for something better to do.
Here are some reasons that I would make a good owner/moderator:
1) I am not payed to have an opinion.
2) I enjoy promoting discussion.
3) /u/Mario thinks I'd be good for the job.
4) I'm apparently the only one who wants the job.
Done