A little about me:
I have exactly zero real-world qualifications, which makes me the perfect candidate to run /s/Conspiracy here on Phuks. Much like a supermodel dating an ugly dude, you won't have to worry too much about me shopping around for something better to do.
Here are some reasons that I would make a good owner/moderator:
1) I am not payed to have an opinion.
2) I enjoy promoting discussion.
3) /u/Mario thinks I'd be good for the job.
4) I'm apparently the only one who wants the job.
Now that was fast, these phukker admins deliver ... good luck and enjoy!!!!