GUYS! I have a solution to global warming! The primary cause is too much CO2, right? *Humans breathe out CO2* so if we get rid of most of the humans, we get rid of most of the CO2 (as well as most of the stupidity).

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Duuude, you gotta play the long game here. Think how many children we won't have to only die and decompose. Huh? Yeah, just stopped that in it's tracks.

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[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

It depends on what you think is worse: nuclear bombs or irradiated land. Decomposing bodies are the nuclear bombs, irradiated land is the continuation of humans breathing.

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[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

If you have to take a bandage off of a hairy patch of skin, do you slowly pull it off or rip it off all at once?

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[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

I like to feel the hairs rip out of my skin. The moment they let go is like releasing a spherical turd, just plops all at once.

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GUYS! I have a solution to global warming! The primary cause is too much CO2, right? Humans breathe out CO2 so if we get rid of most of the humans, we get rid of most of the CO2 (as well as most of the stupidity).

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