GUYS! I have a solution to global warming! The primary cause is too much CO2, right? *Humans breathe out CO2* so if we get rid of most of the humans, we get rid of most of the CO2 (as well as most of the stupidity).

Decomposition releases CO2, arguably worse for the environment.

It might be better for all involved if only you follow your advise, though.

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Duuude, you gotta play the long game here. Think how many children we won't have to only die and decompose. Huh? Yeah, just stopped that in it's tracks.

[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

It depends on what you think is worse: nuclear bombs or irradiated land. Decomposing bodies are the nuclear bombs, irradiated land is the continuation of humans breathing.

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

If you have to take a bandage off of a hairy patch of skin, do you slowly pull it off or rip it off all at once?

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[–] pembo210 3 points (+3|-0)

I hold my breath for a minute every hour. Gotta start somewhere.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

You'll greatly reduce the CO2 emitted by breathing if you can hold your breath for a full hour, every hour. it works!

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

That should be extended to every minute. Every little bit helps.

GUYS! I have a solution to global warming! The primary cause is too much CO2, right? Humans breathe out CO2 so if we get rid of most of the humans, we get rid of most of the CO2 (as well as most of the stupidity).

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