Why do they bug you?
I've always been ambivalent to them, but I enjoy the squirrel hunger games
I live in an area where their only predator is a car. They’re over populated in my city and I wish death on them and their flower and vegetable eating ways!
their flower and vegetable eating ways!
Ah, I think I see the source of conflict.
I've usually owned large hunter-cats when I lived around large populations of squirrels. So they've always been a source of entertainment, and never harm, for me.
I worked with a guy that did some gardening and had a squirrel problem. Every weekend he would live trap a few and take them out of the city.
But every week there were more. Someone told him it was the same squirrels coming back, but he denied it saying he took them too far for them to return.
The next weekend he started painting the tails pink before releasing them.
Soon his neighborhood was filled with pink-tailed squirrels. The little fuckers were making the long journey to come back.
Squirrels are just rats with fluffy tails. Fuck I hate squirrels.