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A Zen monk walks up to a hotdog vendor and says " Make me one with everything ".

posted by [Deleted]

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A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says "Make me one with everything."

posted by Sarcastaway

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Over the years elevators have had their fair share of ups and downs in terms of popularity, but thankfully the idea has not been shafted.

posted by Hitchens

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Requesting this sub... Kinda hangry this morning. (cdn.vox-cdn.com)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Requesting this sub for a house party (www.paradigm.com)

posted by CDanger

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Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Pun-Off World Championships - 1995 (youtu.be)

posted by Hitchens

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Squeal like a piggy... (useruploads.phuks.net)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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My friends get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I'm a carbie girl, in a carbie world. (imgoat.com)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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PMS is an "ovary action."

posted by ScorpioGlitch