I can't think of a better place to put this, but I wanted to share that I am home again.
The ride home was torture and I am in an exceptional amount of pain. Ow!
Fortunately, I have an RN on duty and I have liquid dilaudid for breakthrough pain. Unfortunately, I get to pick my dosage (to some extent) and I opted for a minimal dose. It is a long story but let's just say that addiction is a major concern and I keep my dosing to a very minimal amount. (0.5 mg dilaudid by IV.)
The tale of how I managed to break my femur is not as exciting or glamorous as yours. At the ripe old age of 13, some friends and I gathered at our richest friends house to play laser tag and consume copious amounts of soda. During a heated battle, I slipped on some wet grass and fell down a hill. It wasn't even a steep hill, I suspect it could be classified as a large mound. That's literally it. I was running down a small hill, slipped, and broke my femur.