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I told my girlfriend my mom is hard of hearing. I told my mom my girlfriend is retarded.

posted by jobes on Jokes

4 comments

[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

Don't lie. You don't have a girlfriend or a mother.

[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

OK I'm an illegal human clone grown in a test tube. Stop hating me for that