I told my girlfriend my mom is hard of hearing. I told my mom my girlfriend is retarded.

posted by jobes on Jokes

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God help you if they ever find out. At that point, you'll probably think you were the retarded one for deliberately setting yourself up for the wrath of TWO women.

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[–] jobes [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

I like to live dangerously

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[–] OeeThaGreat 2 points (+2|-0)

Don't lie. You don't have a girlfriend or a mother.

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[–] jobes [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

OK I'm an illegal human clone grown in a test tube. Stop hating me for that

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I told my girlfriend my mom is hard of hearing. I told my mom my girlfriend is retarded.

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