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[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

Or greasier meat..

A good slug of usp food grade mineral oil will clean you right out.

[–] OeeThaGreat 0 points (+0|-0)

I have been eating bacon 3 or 4 days a week. Should I start drinking the grease?

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

nah, go with a swallow of mineral oil. grease has calories. mineral oil doesnt. itll run through you pretty quickly and bring everything along with it for the ride. make sure you stay close to a toilet, though.