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[–] jobes [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

My brother is on keto and he just clogged my toilet today after not going for a few days. Y'all need fiber.

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

Or greasier meat..

A good slug of usp food grade mineral oil will clean you right out.

[–] jobes [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Now that you mention it, a butt roast sounds delicious. Too late to start one tho, maybe tomorrow

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

I looooves me some pulled pork lols

It was born in north carolina. Pulled pork is the first memory i have about meal times. When i went into foster care and was finally settled into a permanent foster home our foster dad would smoke a suckling pig every month if he could. There were a lot of us to feed.

[–] OeeThaGreat 0 points (+0|-0)

I have been eating bacon 3 or 4 days a week. Should I start drinking the grease?

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

nah, go with a swallow of mineral oil. grease has calories. mineral oil doesnt. itll run through you pretty quickly and bring everything along with it for the ride. make sure you stay close to a toilet, though.